Undercover Art Is A Great Gift Idea
My girlfriend is truly the queen of giving me the coolest but totally unpractical gifts but last Christmas was the topper. She has great breasts and she came up with a way to constantly remind of them but in a tasteful and unique way. It is called Undercover Art and the artists name is Jasmine.
On her website Jasmine explains how she came up with the idea for Undercover Art. Jasmine or Jazzie as she calls herself says I wanted him her boyfriend to be continually reminded of his fascination with MY breasts even when I wasnt there. I knew that I couldnt make a bust of my breasts..others might not think it as tasteful as he would and where would you display something like that? I also thought of how he feels my breasts and what I feel like up against his body. I experimented with different ideas unfortunately this was a surprise so I couldnt include him on the discovery process and developed a wonderful piece of modern art that is full of textures styles and of course an imprint of my breasts.
And Jazzie truly did come up with a wonderful and unique piece of modern art. She creates these paintings that have many layers and textures of paint involved. The truly surprising thing is that unless you know what the paintings are representative of in this case my girlfriends breasts you will never have a clue what they are when you look at them. Before my girlfriend gave them to me she showed them to her father! She said he absolutely loved the colors and textures of her new pieces but he had NO idea what they were!
I didnt have any idea either when I first saw them. I opened her gift at Christmas time in front of my kids as well my mother! Then when no one was looking my girlfriend explained to me what they were. After that I couldnt take my eyes off of them. I could not resist touching the paintings where the indentations of her nipples were and tracing the outlines of her breasts.
The paintings now hang on the wall at my house. Many guests to my home have commented on the intense colors and depth and what a wonderful piece of art work they are. I have not told anyone what they are yet only saying that my girlfriend did them for me for Christmas.
How does this body art process of Jazzies work? Well first of all you will receive a primed and base coated canvas. Dont worry about the different colors that are on it. Your finished piece will have over 20 different colors and textures and this is just the first layer of many. You will also receive a container of Windsor Newton Heavy Gel Medium. In an artists world this is the wonderful stuff that can make a canvas come alive with texture and depth. It basically just looks and feels like Elmers glue. It dries clear and can be kind of sticky but your private parts wont come attached to the canvas what so ever.
Step one:
Remove the canvas from the box as well as the Heavy Gel Medium. Look at some of the examples that I have given you to see what kind of final product you would like to accomplish. Do you want to have just one imprint in the bottom corner? Do you want to do two on each breast to show how your breasts are together? Do you want to do a cluster of imprints? That is up to you. My personal favorite is doing two or three imprints in a random pattern on the bottom 1/3 of the painting.
Next step is to take a spatula butter knife or your fingers and paint the gel onto the section of the canvas that you want. You dont need to do it very thick.for those precise people I would say about 1/8 of an inch thickfor the others play with it and see what you like. I dont recommend doing this over the whole canvas. The depth of these paintings will pick up different textures and colors. And to leave the other parts of the canvas as they are make it look the best.
Now the fun part or should I say sticky part?. Take your breast and imprint it..just push it up on the canvas into the gel and pull away. If you are a larger breasted woman let your breast hang down and touch the canvas that way. It will give you a better imprint. You will see an imprint of your breast. If you like the way it looks leave it. If you dont like it smooth it out and try it again. You can do this process over and over till you get the right look. And remember you can use ice to get a better imprint or if you are getting your significant other involved make them engage in the process!
Next you need to let the gel dry on the canvas not on your breasts. Take a wet warm wash cloth and wipe off your breasts. If you miss some of the gel and it dries just get in the shower and rinse off. If not you will start to peel as the glue is dries. Dont worry the imprint on the canvas will just look like a clear blob for now. Once the gel dries clear put your painting back in the box. If you want to write a special message on the back of the canvas do that now. The easiest way to do it is with a sharpie straight on the back. Send it back to her and she will create a wonderful piece that you can give and hang on the wall.
Undercover Art is a great way to give a unique and special gift to someone you love. Take a look at some of Jazzie’s work at http://www.undercoverart.info. You will be glad you did.
About the writer:nbsp;nbsp;Jack Heape is a native of Columbia South Carolina. He attended school in North Carolina where he was active in the arts performing in numerous theater dance and TV productions. Jack received his BS degree in Economics from Excelsior College and graduated with honors with a Masters in Project Management from the University of Arkansas. After graduation from school Jack entered the US Navy where he served in various capacities in particularly as Supply Officer on various nuclear submarines stationed in Charleston SC. Currently the Executive Director of the Carolina Film Factory a 501c3 corporation. Jack is also the general partner for Hobo Productions LLC and he blogs regularly at IndieFilmBiz. Jack has over 20 years of experience in Marketing Advertising and Public Relations.Directing HighlightsDollar Girl 2007Six Degrees of Desperation 2007Saving Maggie 2008 In productionProducer HighlightsFinal Reckoning 2006Dollar Girl 2007Six Degrees of Desperation 2007Saving Maggie 2008Emotion 2009 PreproductionRuby 2009 Preproduction
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